Rules For Breaking Up

Dear Ladies, I know for sure that you would love what I have to say, but some girls can be just as shady as a guy can be. So here are some guideline to stick by, and hopefully you won't suffer the same consequence that my friend did. Rule #1 Do not under any circumstances dump someone over that phone/in a text message. Rule #2 Don't tell your friends about the breakup until you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend. Rule #3 Don't date someone who is petty. Rule #4 If your going to drink/smoke don't have sex with another person!!!! Now, her is a real life situation that my friend is suffering through right now because she didn't follow ALL of my rules. A girl has a boyfriend, but she likes another boy. She dumps her boyfriend via text message for the new guy. The ex (who is super salty) tells the girls mom that her new boyfriend is an alcoholic. So she like any good mother goes on Facebook to check it out. Obviously, she didn't like what she saw and had her daughter TESTED for drugs. This is NOT funny, don't snicker. just don't make the same mistake.